do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
today they played what makes you beautiful in a store and after it finished i waited for gotta be you to start playing and when it didn’t i said “but…it’s gotta be you” and a girl standing near to me said “life isn’t a one direction album” and walked off and i almost cried in public
when you’re doing the dishes and you touch wet food